Issue 0.5 of the M.E. reforendum of the Gabriel Two
A proposed tax levy of .001mill on all tobacco products beginning immediately to help fund the exploration of Middle Earth, herein known as New Zealand. Such tax will be in effect until the acquisition of a specifc number* of business class Air New Zealand boarding passes.This levy is not to exceed past the date in which the aforementioned boarding passes are purchased. The proposed levy will result in the creation of more jobs** for Ohioans in the Greater Cleveland area as well as uphold the unalienable right of the "pursuit of happiness," as outlined in the Bill of Rights, for select Ohioans.***
* In the value of 8.0
** A total of three
***Between the numbers of two and eight Ohioans
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I was thinking of sending in this proposal for the March elections. Just in time for NZ, huh? Hehe. Do you think it would work? It was worth a try.
Anyway. Tally-ho!
I'd vote Yes!
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